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Happy times in the fish tank

Fish are awesome. If I was a fish, fish lay eggs. I have a friend named samsa who likes to go bowling at Christmas time.  He doesn’t ever see his family at Christmas. I wish babies came with a warranties.  I broke my pencil while taking a shower the other day  and I had to bend over and pick up the soap with my mom’s oven mitt. More than 1,000,000 diseases are spread through the sharing of tissue paper.  If I was a squirrel, I’d paint myself blue and confuse all the Nazi Pirates.  Holly potato baskets, my shoes a glued to the pentagon.  Well…layter yawl.  Happy blooggin’ laydle laydle laydle laydle laydle.  

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